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PAD: Put that away
FLADI: what
PAD: PUT THAT AWAY
FLADI: No
JEREMIAH: CALM DOWN, PAD, WE’RE HERE FOR DONUTS.
PAD: NOW!
CHIP & FLADI: WHY?
PAD: YOU FILTHY CHILDREN, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE WRONG-DOINGS PERPETRATED BY THAT EVIL PILE OF RAYON…
FLADI: I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THAT-
SLAP!
CHIP: YOU WANNA GO
JEREMIAH: Calm down, you oversensitive menstrual product, of course they don’t know about evil tampon. Get over it. Do you want us to keep on recovering your absorption problem? Then shut up and control yourself.
ABOUT TO SLAP!
SLAPPP!!!
SKINNY BANANA IS NOT MEANT TO PENETRATE

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MEANWHILE, IN NORTH DOUBAX HIGH…
CARC: YOU FAT!
UNKNOWN: FOOD FIGHT!
FLAVER: I hate Carc.
FLINGY: He’s like that to everyone.
LUNCH PERSON THINKING: Kid, I do not care!
FLAVER: I know, it’s just so…
FLAVER: …
FLINGY: bro look
FLAVER: WHAT?
FLINGY: hmm…
FLINGY: WHOAAA !
FLAVER: WHAT?!
Join Us. 551 Cloudlier St. Sat 4 PM Interview
FLAVER: Oh.
FLINGY: Isn’t it weird?
CARC: Yo meal weirder
CARC: AH
CARC: HAAAA YO GOT ONE SINGULAR!!! BAHAHA GUYS LOOK
HI IM FLINGY
CARC: LOOK AT THIS STICKER TOO! HA!!!
CARC: Hey bro I need that pineapple
FLINGY: WHY?
CARC: Cause… ah… i wanna eat pine apple.
FLINGY: …

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BACK IN BEACHNUT SHOP…
BANG OUCH! CRACK STOP IT!!!
THUD
…
PAD: YOU.
PAD: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
TAMPON: Nah fam, you’re just jelly at the fact that I’m more reliable than you. You always make this about me. Go focus on yoself.
JECK: Impatient.
JIMMY: Tampon is not wrong.
JEREMIAH: BRUH!!! STAY WITH ME!! LOOK! WE’RE LEAVING NOW!
PAD: FINE OMG
SLAM
…
TAMPON: So can I get

JEREMIAH: Be more mature next time, I just wanted a donut!
JIMMY: You ordered a sundae.
JEREMIAH: OK.
*THUMP*
ALL: DO YOU HEAR THAT!!?
PAD: NO

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AT THE BOMB SHOP…
BOMB. CHERRY. STOPPER. LIME.
*RING*
POP. BOMB
JEREMIAH & CHIP: HELP!
JUICE: She (it) looks like me.
MOE: WELCOME!
CHIP: We need bomb.
JUICE: You clone-lookin MPh can’t just come in here with a hollow wallet and a hollower head.
MOE: Woah there, calm down. Just let ‘em pay. We need the money.
JEREMIAH: Listen. Nasty Bird is in town. We need 'em bombs.
MOE: Ok, on it.
To the cherry & lime room
JEREMIAH: Why did you get naked
MOE: It’s hot. And so am I.
JUICE: Here is your bomb.
JEREMIAH: Ok.
(RUNNING TO NASTY BIRD)
CHIP: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
JEREMIAH: DON’T ASK.
JEREMIAH: HURRY! NASTY BIRD IS GUNNA GET JECK HAVOC!
JIMMY: COULDN’T YOU JUST HAVE BROUGHT HIM.
JEREMIAH: NO. HE’S HEAVY.
JIMMY: OK.